That Ashley Girl

Friday, July 01, 2005

Long Weekend

I am going out of town with A.J. and a few of our friends for a long weekend that is sure to involve various forms of debauchery.

In fact, I am typing this very entry instead of what I should be doing, which is packing. Procrastination is probably the #1 reason why this blog ever has anything new.

Anyway, assuming I make it back alive, I'll have a full report early next week. In the meantime, have a fun holiday weekend and try not to do anything (or anyone) I wouldn't.

Oh, and this has nothing to do with anything, but according to this site my pornstar name is "Sandra Spunk." Personally, I'm not a big fan of the word "spunk." I'd much rather go by "Jessica Jizz" or "Connie Cum."

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

How Freaky Are You? (Quiz)

- Copy this entire list into your blog/journal.
- BOLD everything about you that is true.
- Leave plain anything that is false about you.
- Put an asterisk at the end of false statements you would LIKE to be true.

I have had sex while wearing a blindfold.*
I have blindfolded someone else during sex.
I have had sex while watching porn.
I have had sex while surfing porn on the Internet.
I sleep better after sex.
There are some nights I cannot sleep without sex or masturbating.
The bed is NOT my most favorite place to have sex.
I am turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate.
I have masturbated for someone over a web cam.*
I have had sex over a web cam.*
I will have sex with someone I just met if they turn me on.
I have been tied up during sex.
I have had sex with someone who was tied up.*
I have dripped wax onto a lover's body.*
I have had a lover drip wax onto my body.*
I have a foot fetish.
I have a leather fetish.
I have a tickle fetish.
I like being choked during sex.
I have had sex in a burning building.
I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence.*
I enjoy nudie magazines.
Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget.*
I think PLAYBOY is tame, maybe even boring.
I have clicked on porn links in my email.
I know the difference between girl/girl and lesbian sex in porn.*
I have watched more than one gay/lesbian porn video.
Much of what I know about sex comes from porn.
Interracial sex turns me on.
I think we should do more to understand the cultures of sex.
I would participate in sex research given the opportunity.
My current lover does not sufficiently meet my sexual needs.
I currently have a "crush" on someone of the same sex.
I have had sex at my place of employment.
I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships.
Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac.
I am difficult to live with if I'm not having sex on a regular basis.
I sleep better with someone snuggled up next to me.
I have had sex under water.
I have had sex in the snow.*
I am in a polyamorous relationship.
I have to have music playing while having sex.
I have had more than ten orgasms in one night.
I have flashed strangers.
I have given sex as a gift.
I have set-up a three-way for my lover.*
I stopped during this list to have sex.*

(Found via Confessions of a Catholic Schoolgirl.)

Monday, June 27, 2005

Ask Ash (Mini Version)

I am recovering from a wild weekend (more later, I'm sure), so I don't have the energy or brainpower to write anything longer today. Instead, here are my answers to a few questions one of my blogging buddies, J-Mo, asked the other day ...

Not asking you to reveal your magic number, but would you ever hesitate on sleeping with someone during this single time of yours for fear of raising your number?

"This single time of yours" made me laugh. Anyway ... no, I wouldn't. I'd much rather have fun and tons of great sex than keep some silly "magic number" low just for the sake of keeping it low.

Actually, one of my goals in life right now is to get my number of orgasms as high as it can possibly go, so that takes precedence over pretending to be the Virgin Mary.

Would you be honest with a boyfriend if he asked?

Yes, and I have. In fact, boys tend to ask this a lot, even though they like to pretend that they don't really care.

What's too many?

I have been with boys who have said low numbers and I've been with boys who have said high numbers, and the boys with the low numbers tend to raise more of a red flag in my head.

Imagine you're with a boy and when you ask him how many girls he's been with, he says, "You're my second."

Now imagine you ask the same thing of another boy and he says, "I don't know, probably a dozen or so."

Which is more likely to surprise you?

If you were to ask a guy you started seeing what would be too many for him to say?

It would have to be something crazy, like in the hundreds. In fact, the line would have to be crossed from him being a slut to him being some sort of sex-obsessed maniac. Of course, first it would have to be higher than mine.

Pictured Above: I wonder what her magic number is?