That Ashley Girl

Wednesday, June 08, 2005


I had the great honor of seeing the largest cock I have ever laid eyes on in person last night. It was truly one of those special moments you'll never forget.

Unfortunately it belonged to a gay friend of mine, which is like putting a mouth-watering piece of chocolate cake in front of a starving person and then breaking the news that the cake has no interest in being eaten by them.

The circumstances that led to me seeing the ginormous piece of meat aren't really important, and in fact they probably make the whole thing less interesting. So I'll spare you, other than to say it involved me asking him if a rumor was true. (It was!)

However, what I will say is that I was truly startled by what I saw. I have seen my fair share of huge cocks in my life (for which I am very thankful), but this one definitely takes the cake (see how I weaved back into the food reference?).

I didn't get a chance to measure it (although I definitely would have with great enthusiasm, if given the opportunity), but he claims to have done so before and discovered it to be 10 inches long. And thick too. I mean, my god was it thick!

Now, as I've said here numerous times, I prefer a large cock. I love the way big cocks look, I love how they feel in my hand, my mouth and my pussy, and I get turned on just by the power they seem to give their owner.

With that said, this one was almost too big. I say "almost" because seeing it still made me want to start playing with it, but in the back of my mind I just kept thinking, "OH MY GOD THAT'S REALLY HUGE!"

One of my biggest turn-ons with a new boy is sliding my hand down his pants for the very first time. I can't even imagine what it would be like to undo a zipper, reach down and find 10 inches of hard, thick cock waiting for me.

I think I might faint. Or cum.

Pictured Above: A really big cock.

Monday, June 06, 2005


I came home very drunk Saturday night, checked my e-mail, and tried to hydrate before going to bed. While I was doing so, I had the following, completely unedited conversation on AIM (although I did change the screen name to protect the innocent):

mysteryboy: ash

thatashleygirl04: hi

mysteryboy: why the hell are you home so early?

thatashleygirl04: very drunk

mysteryboy: that never stopped you before

thatashleygirl04: i coulndt stand uo

mysteryboy: wanna come over?

thatashleygirl04: no

mysteryboy: i'll let you blow me

thatashleygirl04: no

mysteryboy: seriously, i'll come pick you up

thatashleygirl04: ill puke on u

mysteryboy: no you won't

thatashleygirl04: wnana bet

mysteryboy: yes, i do i bet you won't puke on me if you come over and blow me right now

thatashleygirl04: my head hurts

mysteryboy: you're no fun. i'll call you tomorrow