That Ashley Girl

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

My Monthly Check Up


I had my monthly hour of free time this afternoon, so I thought I'd write something here. But then I realized I don't really have anything new to talk about.

The most significant development in my life over the past month is something very strange and unexplainable: I have developed a weird fascination with sucking/licking balls.

Not footballs, mind you -- I am talking about testicles. Don't ask me why or why now, because I honestly have no idea.

So there you have it.

Also, it is looking like I might actually have some free time once school ends in a few weeks, so I am debating starting up this blog again on a regular basis. The only problem is that there aren't very many people checking it out anymore because I haven't been posting. It's a catch-22, I guess. Whatever the hell that means.

Anyone know of a good way I can get my old (big) audience back? :(