I came home very drunk Saturday night, checked my e-mail, and tried to hydrate before going to bed. While I was doing so, I had the following, completely unedited conversation on AIM (although I did change the screen name to protect the innocent):
mysteryboy: why the hell are you home so early?
thatashleygirl04: very drunk
mysteryboy: that never stopped you before
thatashleygirl04: i coulndt stand uo
mysteryboy: wanna come over?
mysteryboy: i'll let you blow me
mysteryboy: seriously, i'll come pick you up
thatashleygirl04: ill puke on u
mysteryboy: no you won't
thatashleygirl04: wnana bet
mysteryboy: yes, i do i bet you won't puke on me if you come over and blow me right now
thatashleygirl04: my head hurts
mysteryboy: you're no fun. i'll call you tomorrow