That Ashley Girl

Thursday, October 14, 2004

Ask Ash (Volume 4)

Thanks for all the good questions. Let's get right to them ...

What are your favorite erogenous zones and how do you like them stimulated?

Clit. Nipples. Neck. But in general, if you rub, lick and suck as many areas as you can, you're bound to find a few that work.

Your opinion on "toys"? Solo event or bring a friend?

I know this is going to seem strange, but I'm really not a big fan of "toys." I don't use them on myself and I don't really love having them used on me by someone else. I'd much rather have the real thing, whether the real thing is hands, a tongue, a cock, or whatever.

What is the first thing you look at when finding a "new target"?

Well, my experience with Brian is fairly unique, in that I don't typically see a boy somewhere and hunt him for sex. Not that I haven't done it before, just that it's not something I do every week.

But I look for all the regular stuff -- nice face, good body, likability (is that a word?). You don't have to be sexy and funny and charming and sweet and smart, but some combination of those things is needed.

What part of your body do you get the most complemented?

I think that depends on who is doing the complimenting. If it's a boy, I'd say my ass or my boobs. If it's a girl, I'd say my stomach.

When did you start to know about your ability to tame/control the opposite sex?

Sometime around my senior year of high school, I realized that boys will generally do all the work. What I mean is that a lot of girls go out of there way to do things that they think will attract boys, and some of it ends up looking pretty silly.

And really, none of it is needed. If you're a girl and you are relatively attractive, boys will flock to you, that's just how mother nature made things work. There's a lot of power in that.

What's the square root of 181?

Please. You didn't think I was smart and sexy, did you?

Where is the place you most like to be touched to get things started?

There is no better place to start than kissing, which is funny, since there's also no better place to end than kissing. You can quote me on that.

If sex was a color what color would it be?

I know this is too easy, but ... pink.

Talking dirty? How much is too much?

Anything that goes beyond generic phrasing is too much. If you bring up something specific or unique to me, that gets weird.

Best song/songs/CD to have sex to?

Al Green. Period, no contest, end of story. If you can't fuck to Al Green, you don't deserve to be fucking.

Do you have nice feet?

I think so. My feet are fairly small and my toes are all in descending length, starting with the big one, which is something I know is important to some people.

I've never really gotten the fascination with feet. As long as you don't have something hideous going on down there, your feet are fine with me.

What is the hottest thing a girl can say to get a guy in the mood for sex?

I think this is a question best left for people with penises to answer, isn't it? In my experience, I've found that anything, said in any language and with any tone, will work. Also, silence will work, as will gibberish.

How do you measure "I'm really into this guy"?

That's an interesting question. The easiest answer is that I know I'm really into a boy when I start thinking about him at random times and/or start wishing I was with him as soon as we're apart.

In other words, care to give us some indication/advice/encouragement on how to click with you and get some?

Lots of booze and a good pickup line, such as, I dunno, "Hey baby, I wanna ride you like Lance Armstrong." That usually does the trick.

How many guys have you slept with, total? And do you think it's too much/too little/just right?

I've slept with more than a handful and less than a baker's dozen. How's that for being vague? I have found that no good can ever come from revealing the exact number of people you've fucked.

If you tell someone you've slept with 14 boys, they'll inevitably bring it back up at some later date. "What do you know, you fucked 14 dudes!"

And I'd say any amount of sex, assuming it was consensual, is "just right." I'm always looking to add another name to the list, though.

More important to you: the size of the boat or the motion in the ocean?

I'll take both, please.

There seems to be some prevailing wisdom that says a boy with a big cock can't also be really amazing in bed, whereas someone is spreading the rumor that boys with small cocks are outstanding.

I have yet to find a positive correlation between penis size and fucking ability, although I will admit that it's a little easier to get by with being lazy and unimaginative in bed when you're carrying around nine inches.

Monday, October 11, 2004

Ask Ash

My weekend was surprisingly boring and uneventful, so rather than tell you about it, I thought this would be a good time for another edition of "Ask Ash."

Those of you who have been reading this blog for a while should already known the drill. For those of you who are new here, basically you can send me questions about anything you can think of and I'll answer them here as best I can.

Here are the past editions:
* Ask Ash (Volume 1)
* Ask Ash (Volume 2)
* Ask Ash (Volume 3)

Either post the questions in the comments section or send them to me via e-mail. And don't be shy, ask whatever it is that's on your dirty little mind.