That Ashley Girl

Friday, October 08, 2004

You're Everywhere!

Something very strange happened to me earlier this week. I was in a computer lab here on campus, working on a project I have due next week in a class, when I noticed someone sitting a couple seats away from me was reading this very blog.

It was quite a shock to see "That Ashley Girl" on the top of a bright pink page on a monitor just a few feet away. I wanted to go over to them and say something like, "You read that blog too? She's such a slut!" But I didn't, because I figured that might give me away.

The fun part about this is that all of you who were reading this blog in a computer lab this week can now wonder whether you're the person I'm talking about. Now you'll be on the lookout for potential Ashleys sitting at the computers all around you.

It's like Where's Waldo?, except way sluttier.

Have a good weekend, and don't do anything (or anyone) I wouldn't do!

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Porno Weekend

I had a crazy night out on the town without any boys tagging along on Friday night, and then spent most of Saturday with A.J. We went out to a movie (Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow -- not great) and then crashed back at his place for some really good Chinese food and some really alcoholic drinks.

After we were done eating, we watched some TV and A.J. showed me what he called "one of the greatest things to ever happen." Apparently his roommate (who was not home, thankfully) has some sort of "special" (read: illegal) cable hookup that allows them to not only get HBO and pay-per-view movies, but also all the porn a boy could ever want.

"So you two just sit around all day and jerk off together?" I asked.

"No! We go in different rooms," A.J. replied.

As I've said before, I actually enjoy watching porn on occasion and, as is usually the case after spending time with A.J. and booze, I was feeling particularly frisky. So I suggested that we watch a little, and A.J. must have thought it was a good idea, because he couldn't find the remote fast enough.

We managed to watch for about 10 minutes before hands started moving around, and maybe another five minutes or so before lips and tongues and fingers became involved.

Once that started happening, we didn't watch much of the movie, but I have to give credit to "Devon" and "Tawny Roberts" (I love porno names), because they certainly inspired us.

I think I learned two very important lessons:

1) It is fun to watch people fuck and then fuck someone.

2) I have a thing for blondes.

I already knew about the first thing, but #2 comes as a bit of a surprise. I'm not saying I'm going to go out and seduce any girls this week, but I definitely enjoyed watching Devon and Tawny get fucked.

Amazingly, the boy fucking them was even attractive, although sadly I don't know his name (shockingly, A.J. didn't seem quite as up-to-speed on his career as he did with the two girls).

A.J. informed me that Devon is "one of the best porn stars" (whatever that means), although I have to say that I preferred Tawny, mostly because she looks more like a "real" girl, as opposed to the seemingly computer-generated fuck-toy known as Devon (and I mean that in the nicest possible way).