Now of you think you know JM from his songs on the radio or his CD's you're dead wrong. The guy is one of the greatest guitar players of this new generation. On top of that, how many pop stars do u see singing Marvin Gay in the middle of his set, and then busting into a call and response with the sax player who was only there to play backup. Fucking unreal.
Red Rocks is like a musical pleasure device. When an artist gets on stage and plays their first note it just rubs them the right way. And they have a musical climax. And the fans feel it. And then they have one too. And it's better than any sex I've ever had because we both come together. And it lasts forever. Last night it went for an hour and 20 minutes plus a 20 minute encore.
I'm telling you, the man can play the guitar. And, shit, if that's not enough, some of his lyrics are unreal. Which is the kicker for me because, of the two types of music lovers, I am definitely more lyrically inclined. And he's a musician's musician. Trust me on this one. He could have been one of the best blues guitarists of all time. Instead he chose to be a rockstar. Can u blame him?
I think people are way too hard on John Mayer.
I know a lot of boys -- maybe even most boys -- think his music is too poppy, too pansy, too pussy or too whatever other P-word you wanna use. But, as Tayden said, that's just the stuff you hear on the radio.
I've seen John Mayer in concert twice and the show he puts on is so incredible and so different than the stuff people think of him for doing that it's amazing. To me, he's some kind of a mix of James Taylor, Dave Matthews, Stevie Ray Vaughan and that guy in the 10th grade who you just really wanted to make out with so bad.
He's passionate, he's soulful, he's talented, he's not afraid to take a chance with his music, and his lyrics are clever and inspiring. Plus, he's nice to look at, too.
I saw him once in a very small venue, before he was famous, and once in a big venue, after he made it big. He played exactly the same both times, which is to say he was giving everything he had to put on a great show, to give the audience great music and to have a good time on stage.
I know it's cliche for a girl to want to sleep with a rockstar, but that doesn't keep me from wanting to do it. After I saw him the first time, I would have seriously considered sleeping with a tour bus full of roadies just to meet John Mayer. After the second time I saw him, I was in love.
First of all, he sings like an angel. Such a great voice, so smooth and soulful, with rhythm and pain and passion. He's also cute as hell, with just the right mix of cockiness, dorkiness, sweetness and sexiness. The deep eyes, the bushy hair, the dimpled chin. And he makes the weirdest faces while he sings, like his face is straining to get the emotions out.
I defy you to see him in concert and listen to him sing "Victoria" or "Love Song for No One" or "Sucker" or "Why Georgia" or "My Stupid Mouth" or "Daughters" or whatever cover he's doing that night and not come away from it a fan.
Here's my favorite John Mayer lyric ...
Something 'bout the way your hair falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase
You tell me where to go and
Though I might leave to find it
I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it
I swear, if a boy ever said/wrote that to me ... well, I'd do some things that would make my mother faint.