Well, sort of.
After work today, A.J. picked me up and we went back to his parents' house (they weren't there). We watched an old CSI and ate pepperoni pizza. Then we acted out a scene from one of my favorite movies (no, nothing porn!). I didn't realize it until I got home and thought about what had happened, but we definitely did.
The movie? Jackie Brown. The scene? This one ...
Melanie looks up at Louis.
MELANIE: Wanna fuck?
FADE TO BLACK.
OVER BLACK, SUBTITLE: THREE MINUTES LATER
Louis lies on the couch on his back and Melanie sits on top of him.
They're going at it like a couple of fuck monkeys. Almost on the fade
up, Louis cums.
MELANIE: That was fun.
She hops off and OUT OF FRAME.
LOUIS: Yeah, that really hit the spot.
MELANIE (O.S.): Now that's over, let's get to know each other.
Okay, it wasn't 100% like that, but it was close. I did my best Bridget Fonda impression and A.J. did an admirable Robert DeNiro (although he was able to hold out for longer than three minutes, though just slightly).
Basically we were just sort of sitting around and the pizza was gone and the conversation was non-existent. So, being the proactive girl that I am, I just said, "Wanna fuck?"
Ladies, let me tell you that there is no question in the world that gets a "YES!" response from boys a larger percentage of the time than "wanna fuck?"
I'd say you'll get a yes 95% of the time from the entire world's population of men. Breaking it down even further, it'll probably be around 99.9% of the time from straight men, and just slightly less, maybe like 99.1%, from straight men who have "significant others." And then the percentage drops to like maybe 60% among gay men who are attached, which tells you something about just how much men like having an orgasm.
And so we fucked. We didn't even bother to go into the bedroom. Just did it right there on the couch like, as Quentin Tarantino so eloquently put it, a couple of fuck monkeys. We even left the TV on (very romantic!).
It was pretty good too. We hadn't "seen" each other since I moved out of the dorms last week, which adds a little something, and A.J. is always a great performer. We have a whole routine established. I do a little sucky-sucky on him, he does a little licky-licky on me (this is code for sexual acts, for those of you who are confused), and then we get down to the real business. Actually, sometimes there's a little sucky-sucky/licky-licky combo going on, but that's a subject for another day!
Anyway, not earth-shattering news (unless my parents figure out that this is my blog, in which case it was my first time, I swear!), but I thought my first sex/orgasm/pizza of the summer was a worthwhile blog topic.
Oh, and two times, for those of you wondering. :)